Thursday, December 17, 2009

MORE CANNIBAL STORIES----MÁS RELATOS DE CANÍBALES.copyright Carlos de la Parra.

---Yeah,---said the one armed man,---I also used to think cannibals were funny....

---Sí,---dijo el manco,---yo también pensaba que los caníbales eran tipos graciosos....

THE END. FIN.

The cannibal chief loved nice legs.

Al jefe canibal le encantaban las piernas hermosas.

THE END. FIN.

The cannibal said,:---- I ,would never have Jim for supper...,I prefer him as a friend...---

El caníbal dijo:---A Ramón jamás me lo comería...lo prefiero como amigo...----

THE END. FIN.

Now I must add my sincere apologies to the art of literature,for having written all my cannibal stories with the punch line always centered on cannibalism,it is as bad as having all vampire stories centered on blood sucking,I leave this for all writers to reflect upon,perhaps a story of a cannibal as a race driver,or as a lonely person;which they are, after all,once they have eaten everyone else: see,here I go again...

Ahora,en autocrítica,pido disculpas a la literatura por haber centrado todos mis relatos de caníbales acerca del tema de comerse al prójimo,ésto es tan falto de ingenio como escribir historietas de vampiros que invariablemente traten acerca de chupar sangre.
Dejo ésto como reflexión a todos ,digamos quizás la narrativa acerca de un caníbal corredor de autos,o uno que sufre de tremenda soledad,claro está después de haberse comido a cuantos le rodeaban,¿Lo ven?..Ahí voy de nuevo con lo mismo...

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